Fine Wines
 emember, children, there
are no stupid questions, only stupid people |
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| - Mr. Garrison |
| House Wines |
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| Chardonnay | ||||
| White Zinfandel | ||||
| Cabernet Sauvignon | ||||
| Merlot |
 o, Kitty! It's my pot pie! |
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| - Eric Cartman |
| Premium Wines |
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| Whites | River Road Chardonnay | |||
| West Bend Seyval Blanc | ||||
| Lyeth White Meritage | ||||
| St. Francis Chardonnay | ||||
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| White Zinfandel |
Buehler White Zinfandel | |||
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| Reds | Rosenblum Zinfandel | |||
| Leon Chival Red | ||||
| Clos Dor Pinot Noir | ||||
| St. Francis Cabernet Sauvignon | ||||
| Les Jamelles Merlot |
 over a war in a place where you can't drink beer
or talk to a woman? Hell no! |
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| - Hunter S. Thompson |
| Waldension Wines |
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| Soft Scuppernong | ||||
| Scuppernong Blush | ||||
| Sweet Muscadine |
 ou smell an awful lot like flowers |
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| - Mr. Hankey |